SI-COLOGY 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Famous Uncle

As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percentof my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the Godgivengift of storytelling. Hey, when you've sat in a duck blind for more thanhalf of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time! It's betterthan looking at Willie and Jase for six hours! Many of the stories I like to tellhappened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a fewof the details are cloudy, but I'll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey,just remember it isn't a lie if you think it's true! It's up to you, the reader, tofigure out what's truth and what's fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack! May theforce be with you.Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary.