Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

You know him from the hit A&amp;E® show <i>Duck Dynasty</i>®<i> - </i>now you can enjoy Uncle Si's tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!<br><br>&quot;These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you'll be standing there buck naked and won't know what hit you!&quot; &quot;Look here - if it wasn't for my tripped knee, I'd be playing in the NBA today.&quot; &quot;Hey, Jack!&quot; Any of these sound familiar? If they do - or even if they don't - you're in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book.<br> <br>And as Uncle Si recounts his outlandish tales, he weaves in an up-close look into his personal life. You'll learn about his childhood as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present tea.. And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife Christine and two children, Scott and Trasa - who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show.<br> <br>Sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike, Si's one-liners are presented alongside fun, expressive photographs, as well as photos of his family. As you learn about his behind-the-scenes life, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.