Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when youve sat in a duck blind for more than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time! Its better than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours! Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few of the details are cloudy, but Ill recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isnt a lie if you think its true! Its up to you, the reader, to figure out whats truth and whats fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack! May the force be with you. Hey, another thing you have to know my stories are kind of like my vocabulary.