Whoopi Goldberg Book

Hey, Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one with the book. I'm so glad you picked it up. I wrote it so you'd read it. Now, here's where I'm supposed to say all kinds of hip, Whoopi-esque stuff to get you to buy it. Picking it up is just the first step. Buying it - that's a whole other contract. So I'll give it to you straight. The book doesn't suck. It'll make you laugh - maybe not out loud, but in that place deep down where you know a good joke when you hear one. It'll make you think - also not out loud, because, you know, that'd be a little strange. Hell, it might even get you to reconsider a few things, and consider a few others for the first time.