A Vast Behind!: Book One of the Diamond Dave Gag Fest Trilogy!

Book One of the Diamond Dave Gag Fest Trilogy! A gag fest of more than 1,500 funny stories, jokes and witty one liners that have absolutely nothing to do with boats or sailing. My wife wanted to get married in a castle. It was all going well until I lost the ring and she threw up because of all the bouncing up and down. We are having a series of these 'themed' days at work this month. Apparently, Friday is 'Jamaican hairstyle day'. Personally, I'm dreading it. Einstein famously expounded a theory about space. About time too, I say. I was at a kid's birthday party and I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. Before compiling this book, I entered a competition for writing jokes and puns. I sent ten different puns to see if at least one would win something. No pun in ten did. Because laughter is the best medicine (unless you're asthmatic, then maybe try Salbutamol) , I have compiled a list of over 1,500 jokes, puns and gags for the good of your health. I would prescribe at least one every day, then come back for a review when Book Two comes out. Enjoy!