Gorgeous George and the Giant Geriatric Generator: With tribute from Eoin Colfer

'Gorgeously funny, exciting, smelly, revolting and brilliant!' Eoin Colfer. Gorgeous George and the Giant Geriatric Generator is an enjoyable and hilarious romp, loved by anyone with a cheeky schoolboy's sense of humour. Realistic, believable and yet packed full of far-fetched, wacky madness!. Bogies, baddies, bagpipes and bums! Farting, false teeth and fun!People are disappearing fast and no one seems to care. Why are the people of Little Pumpington so miserable? Why has his evil teacher started smelling of wee? Why does Mr Jolly the Janitor collect hundreds of pairs of false teeth in a cupboard in his workshop? . During detention, Gorgeous George (who's not really gorgeous at all) discovers a secret stash of soggy tea-bags and hundreds of boxes of broken biscuits hidden in a mysterious tunnel beneath the school. Can he solve these mysteries with the help of his Grandpa Jock, the wild-haired ginger Scotsman before he deafens the whole town with his bagpipes? . And do not try the 'Burning Bag of Poo Prank'. You have been warned!.