Is it possible to grow hair on your chest faster than finding true friends?: The Handbook

This handbook is about conquering loneliness. Its purpose is to teach you how to find real friends. The steps it contains have been written by two once lonely people that through years of loneliness and eventual soul-searching managed to figure out the formula for beating solitude, emptiness and the main thing of all, finding true friendship. The handbooks' byproduct is the inevitable self-discovery and the amount of soul-searching which raises the question: How can we have positive relationships with others without having one with ourselves first.

I promised myself that if I ever conquer loneliness and gain true friendships, I will write a book about it. This is it. Enjoy.