DUDE, YOU'RE PREGNANT!: An Unserious Guide for the Pregnant Husband and Newborn Daddy

"Dude, You're Pregnant! - An Unserious Guide for the Pregnant Husband and Newborn Daddy" is a humorous, irreverent parenting "manual" written from a guy's perspective. It offers dubious advice and pokes fun at the vast majority of males who are rightly considered to be incompetent dunderheads in the arts of dealing with a pregnant mate and the newborn poop machine.

Though this is written by a guy making fun of guys, it is for all current and prospective parents of all ages and genders--who also enjoy laughing at guys. It is the perfect baby shower gift.

"Dude, You're Pregnant!" is a simple, fun and fast read. The first half of the Guide shepherds the oblivious man through his mate's various pregnancy crises and his expected roles in support of her. These include dealing with her heightened suspicions of his monogamous resolve, her radical body changes and fanatical nesting instincts, as well as the baffling world of birthing classes, baby showers, and childbirth professionals.

The second half of "Dude, You're Pregnant!" offers guidance for the befuddled Newborn Dad on important baby-related topics such as burping, bathing, and transporting baby; as well as excuses to avoid changing diapers and--when those fail--how to change a dirty diaper without vomiting. Additional how-to advice includes the intricacies of childproofing, finding a babysitter, and Dad's postpartum depression. The guide's grand finale is a frightening and comical description of Dad's vasectomy.