Uncle John's How to Toilet Train Your Cat: And 61 Other Ill-Conceived Projects

For more than 25 years, Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader has helped you learn amazing things you didnt know and amazing things you didnt know you didnt know. Now, Uncle John shows you how to do things you didnt know how to do . . . and probably shouldnt ever actually do. Uncle Johns How to Toilet Train Your Cat is a new approach to survival guides and how-to books. This book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make commonplace items. If youre expecting how to make your own beef jerky, think again. This book shows how the sausage is made literally. Read about how to make gelatin from scratch by boiling hooves how to make high fructose corn syrup how to make glue the old-fashioned way from animal hides how to build a nuclear reactor how to embalm a corpse how to make prison wine how to turn a cow into a hamburger how to make a diamond how to make electricity and how to remove your own appendix.