DIARY OF A REAL PAYNE BOOK 1: TRUE STORY

<i>Old Schoolhouse Magazine's Best Children's Book for 2013. True Story!</i><b> . . . </b>These pages from<b> </b>EJ Payne's diary will have you ROTFL as you witness her spunky personality and well-meant-but-often-misunderstood antics. You'll fall in love with this first release in the Diary of a Real Payne series as EJ records her thoughts and feelings about living in little old Spooner, Wisconsin (<i>snooze!</i>) , eventually leaving her hometown to do <i>big</i> things when she's all grown up (<i>oh glorious day!</i>) , and having to star in the role of lead angel in the Vine Street Christmas pageant (<i>are you kidding me?</i>) . This colossal-fun series is overflowing with humor and memorable life lessons.<br> <br> Watch for Book 2 - Church Camp Chaos in March 2014!