Uncle John's the Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!: Science, History, Horror, Mystery, and . . . Eerily Twisted Tales

A Book of the Year Award 2013 Finalist in the category of Juvenile Nonfiction (Children's) !<br><br>What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as &quot;The Tell-tale Heart&quot; with Uncle John's trademark sense of humor? You get &quot;The Tell-tale Fart&quot; (<i>Pee-uw!</i>) . And that's just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you'll find inside <i>The Haunted Outhouse</i>. You'll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history's terrible tyrants, and the world's deadliest weather. Uncle John's scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein's Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it's &quot;For Kids Only.&quot; ENTER IF YOU DARE!<br><br>You'll find terrifying tales, including ... <br>- Revenge of the Meatloaf<br>- The Legend of Peepee Hollow<br>- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day<br>- The Haunted Outhouse<br><br>Frightening facts about ... <br>- The Curse of Amen-Ra<br>- The Attack of the Cow Lady<br>- Decay-causing Tooth Worms<br>- The FBI's Body Farm<br><br>and much more!!