<p>The college admissions process is:<br> A) Similar to gallbladder surgery without anesthesia <br> B) Worse than watching American Idol auditions without earplugs<br> C) Soul-destroying, ego-crushing, and life-sucking <br> D) Actually kind of funny when you think about it<br> E) All of the above<br> <br>There's no denying it: Applying to college is a grueling journey just shy of cruel and unusual punishment. But that doesn't mean you can't laugh along the way. If college is on your horizon, <i>Don't Stalk the Admissions Officer</i> shows you how to ace the tricky application process - while maintaining your sense of humor and sanity. Former pre-admissions counselor Risa Lewak empowers you to craft a killer essay, choose between the SAT and ACT, score stellar recommendations, nail the interview, handle overly involved parents, and more. You'll also learn how to navigate crucial post-application issues, like financial aid, rejection, and deciding whether to take a year off. Packed with insider tips, helpful suggestions, and laugh-out-loud anecdotes, this savvy handbook gives you the know-how and confidence to conquer this stressful rite of passage . . . and minimize nervous breakdowns.</p>
