IS THIS FUNNY OR WHAT: LIMERICKS, RHYMES & TALES FOR ALL TIMES

The following are randomly chosen limericks or rhymes from Is This Funny Or What?. They are guaranteed to keep a laugh and a smile and perhaps a blush on your face from cover to cover. Charades is a game adults play and Old Dan was very goodHe laughed out loud as he fooled the crowd every time he couldOnce he did pose, bent over, no clothes (the ladies said he was dapper) He fooled 'em again, he said, "It's the Liberty Bell and Clapper" ***** A man was told one day by his wife"The more sex you have, the longer your lifeI'll tell you one more thing with mixed joy and sorrowI'll live to 110 and odds are, you'll croak tomorrow" ***** There was an old man form St. Eustatius Whose mannerisms were pretty audacious For when in the mood he'd walk around nudeAnd when he'd bend over, the view was hellacious