Snow Stud and the Huntress

McDongle the Wizard learns that there's a handsome stud in the frozen north who is better endowed than he is. So, the wiz commissions a beautiful huntress to find the young man, murder him, and bring back proof of her deed. Fortunately for the stud, the huntress has desires and plans of her own. And they also involve the notorious Enchantress Hepsibah and her House of the Seven Hos.