Nevermore to be Chicagoland detective, My teen heart broken! --Megan Yamamura, poet with three strikes The Chicagoland Detective Agency won't be the same without her. --Raf Hernandez, haunted genius Holy Simoleons! We need a dame s touch. --Bradley, good boy FLOOSH --john, appliance Poor Megan--history's repeating itself. She's been booted from Stepford Prep, and her father is sending her to visit Pine Lake Academy . . . a boarding school. This could mean the end of the Chicagoland Detective Agency! Raf and Bradley come along to get a sniff at the new school, but when Megan ducks into a restroom marked do not enter and Raf takes a sip from an old fountain, school becomes the least of their problems. Something spooky is knocking around in the pipes, and now it has its hooks in them.