Welcome to Lumpkin Home College! Why Lumpkin, you ask? Because, Bradley H. Lumpkin, you took Ceramics instead of Physics. Because Pot Is My Passion wasnt a smart topic for your college application essay. Because of that thing with the police. Because, honey, you have no choice.Home Colleging is the perfect book for any parent who has ever completed the grueling marathon of getting a child into collegeand for every kid who survived the process. Written by two Harvard Lampoon alumnae and coauthors of How to Regain Your Virginity, and illustrated throughout, this hilarious spoof revolves around Mrs. Lumpkins plan to home-college her loser son, Bradley. The satire is spot-on Theres the Campus Situated on a sweeping quarter acre in a center-hall Colonial that could use some paint .
