Dear Dumb Diary #8: It's Not My Fault I Know Everything

New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!<br><br>Dear Dumb Diary,<br><br>I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like &quot;I eated salad dressing&quot; and &quot;I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again&quot; and &quot;The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that.&quot;<br><br>What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.