Jokes Women Won't Laugh at

For men only: jokes that are laugh-out-loud-over-cheap-beer-between-plays funny. A book that is an insult to women everywhere. . Two golfers are on the first tee, and the first guy has spent five minutes lining up his tee shot. . "Sorry to take so long, but my wife is up there watching from the clubhouse, so this shot has to be perfect," he explains. . "Oh, for Christ's sake," the second says. "You'll never hit her from here."