My Favorite Fangs: The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING!. Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an a ngel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire. . When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested Abbey where she's beenresiding for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline...orvampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp children into childrenof the night and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the family seemsdestined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But the NaziUndeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe ofbloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power --supernatural or otherwise -- to save her vampire brood.