Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes add a hitman named Shane mix them together with a Southern mob wedding a missing necklace two annoyed flamingos and a dog named Rhett and youve got a recipe for a sexy hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true lovexAgnes Crandalls life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that shes staked her entire net worth onnbsp Then a hero climbs through her bedroom windownbsp His name is Shane no last name just Shane and he has his own problemsnbsp hes got a big hit scheduled a rival trying to take him out and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnesnbsp When he finds out that Agnes isnt so little his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agness house and his last hit was a miss Shanes life isnt looking so good eithernbsp Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money a string of hit men show up for Agnes and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than ricenbsp Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed florists treachery flamingos mayhem mothers of the bride and--most dangerous of all--each othernbspnbspAgnes and the Hitmannbspis the perfect combination of sugar and spice sweet and salty--a novel of delicious proportions.
