Philip Horkman is a happy man the owner of a pet store called The Wine Shop and on Sundays a referee for a local kidsrsquo soccer league Jeffrey Peckerman is the proud and loving father of a star athlete in the girlsrsquo ten-and-under soccer league and hersquos not exactly happy with the ref The two of them are about to collide in a swiftly escalating series of events that will send them running for their lives pursued by the police soldiers subversives bears revolutionaries pirates and a black ops team that does not exist Where all that takes them you canrsquot even begin to guess but the literary journey there is a masterpiece of inspiration chaos and unadulterated well lunacy And they might even learn a lesson or two along the way
