Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye née Cheryl Bunterman, a pop star since she was fourteen—and about to attempt a comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster. Now meet Cherry again in the person of her undercover stunt double, Ann DeLusia. Ann portrays Cherry whenever the singer is too indisposed—meaning wasted—to go out in public. And it is Ann-mistaken-for-Cherry who is kidnapped from a South Beach hotel by obsessed paparazzo Bang Abbott. Now the challenge for Cherrys handlers überstage mother horndog record producer nipped, tucked, and Botoxed twin publicists weed whackerwielding bodyguard is to rescue Ann while keeping her existence a secret from Cherrys public—and from Cherry herself.The situation is more complicated than they know. Ann has had a bewitching encounter with Skink—the unhinged former governor of Florida living wild in a mangrove swamp—and now hes heading for Miami to find her .