Katie Ellison is not a liar Its just that telling the truth is so tricky She knows she shouldnt be making out with a drama club hottie behind her football-player boyfriends back She should probably admit that she cant stand eating quahogs clams especially since shes running for Quahog Princess in her hometowns annual Quahog Festival And it would be a relief to finally tell someone what really happened the night Tommy Sullivan is a freak was spray-painted on the new wall outside the junior high school gymnasiumin neon orange which still hasnt been sandblasted off After all everyone knows thats what drove Tommy out of town four years ago But now Tommy Sullivan has come back Katie is sure hes out for revenge and shell do anything to hang on to her perfect if slightly dishonest existence Even if it means telling more lies than ever Even if now that Tommys around shes actuallyno liehaving the time of her life.