Keller is friendly Industrious A bit lonely sometimes If it wasnt for the fact that he kills people for a living hed be just your average Joe The inconvenient wife the troublesome sports star the greedy business partner the vicious dog hell take care of them all quietly and efficiently If the price is rightLike the rest of us Kellers starting to worry about his retirement After all hes not getting any younger His victims on the other hand arent getting any older So he contacts his booking agent Dot up in White Plains and tells her to keep the hits coming Hell take any job anywhere His nest egg needs fattening upOf course being less choosy means taking greater risksand that could buy Keller some big trouble Then again in this game there are plenty of opportunities for some inventive improvisation and a determined self-motivator can make a killing.
