Former pop star Heather Wells has settled nicely into her new life as assistant dorm director at New York Collegea career that does not require her to drape her size body in embarrassingly skimpy outfits She can even cope sort of with her rocker ex-boyfriends upcoming nuptials which the press has dubbed The Celebrity Wedding of the Decade But shes definitely having a hard time dealing with the situation in the dormitory kitchenwhere a cheerleader has lost her head on the first day of the semester Actually her head is accounted forits her torso thats AWOLSurrounded by hysterical studentswith her ex-con father on her doorstep and her ex-love bombarding her with unwanted phone callsHeather welcomes the opportunity to play detective again If it gets her mind off her personal problemsand teams her up again with the gorgeous PI who owns the brownstone where she livesits all good But the murder trail is leading the average-sized amateur investigator into a shadowy world And if she doesnt watch her step Heather will soon be singing her swan song.